ROADKILL beef jerky!

This is my favourite brand of beef jerky, there are three flavours; original, mild chilli and ring burner (it may sound lolzie but fuck it's good!). I have yet to try mild chilli as it's hard to find a place that sells this brand (because every place is signed up with that filthy Nobby's crap) and when you do find a place, they only have original and ring burner.

If you come across a packet, kill everyone in your way to get to it! This jerky is one of the best qualities I've had (from a packet anyways). It's a little pricey as it's not a big brand like fail Nobby's (why oh why does their jerky exist?) but it's well worth the price because of the quantity and quality.

I highly recommend this jerky!

Name: 'RoadKill' 10/10
Weight: 35g
Texture: 9/10
Chew: 8/10
Flavour:
-Original: 9.5/10
-Mild chilli: (yet to try)
-Ring burner: 9.5/10
Price: 7/10
Manly points: 100/100

Agreed. It has changed my life. Nobody rules the Jerky texture like Roadkill, not this little fuck ---->(Nobbys) None of you little fucks. Roadkills the taste commander!